I'm going into a whine, so don't say I didn't warn you.
I have gained either 3 or 4 pounds during this holiday season. I say 3 or 4 because if I balance very carefully on one foot the scale flickers briefly at the lower weight. Now that might not sound like much but I am a short girl. Four pounds is a whole size for me. It is the difference between me wearing my "spent too much trendy to die for cute" jeans vs. the "on sale bought yesterday for this horrific occasion" jeans. They have stretchy fibers woven in, the horrific ones do. How pitiful is that? But the others are out of bounds at the moment. Even though I can get them on, they are low slung and I will NOT display my new "muffin top" (phrase that I learned from my friend Jeff) above the waistband. A girl's gotta have her limits ya know.
So looks like I need to get back on track here.
Right after we celebrate New Year's with lobster, champagne and flourless chocolate cake.........
mary,
ReplyDeleteyou are tooo funny...i often wondered what to call that excess baggage....muffin top descibes it perfectly! and i am with you my petite friend,i have a size to lose myself!
i wish you a happy,prosperous 2006 and hope to see you around!
xo,denise
mary BETH...i should proof read before i hit login & publish.......
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