Here is his latest idea:
You know those credit card solicitations? We get them from a ton of companies including one that advertises on TV with Neanderthals (Huh!?!?!? who thought of that idiotic campaign?). Anyhoo, we get an average of 5 a week for one or the other of us We have apparently not used up enough of the credit available to us, so they feel compelled to offer more and more and more. It is annoying, not to mention a colossal waste of paper and postage cost.
John has decided to fight back. He first opens the solicitation and removes the blank checks and app and shreds them. Then he takes the postage paid envelope and seals it up (empty) and places it in our mailbox with the flag up. That way we can easily glance out the window and know when the mail has arrived cause the flag will be down.
Pretty good gag, huh? Not to mention useful.