Sunday, March 05, 2006

Oscar observations

1. The women are way too skinny. Like anorexic dangerous skinny......beautiful women just wasting away to nothing with their scrawny ass arms and no boobs. Jessica Alba (she does have teeny weeny little boobs and such a pretty face). Michelle Williams (who just had a baby, this quick weight loss could not possibly be healthy), Keira Knightly (ok, so she's young), Felicity Huffman. What is with these women!?!?!?!?! Thank God for Salma Hayek and Sandra Bullock who looked gorgeously normal.

2. Uma Thurman rocks. Best dress of the night to my humble untrained eye. She is a Goddess.

3. What on earth has happened to Dolly Parton? She looks like an animated figure from a Tim Burton movie.

1 comment:

  1. darn. Now I wish I'd recorded it. We usually watch a bit and then flip around, but this year we studiously avoided even turning to it.

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