Saturday, February 25, 2006

I feel a collage coming on

Thanks to my friend Nancy for these sayings.....

1. You - Off my planet
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
6. Allow me to introduce my selves.
7. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
8. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
9. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
10. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
11. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
12. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
13. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
14. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
15. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
16. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
17. Chaos, panic, and disorder -- my work here is done.
18. Earth is full. Go home.
19. Is it time for your medication or mine?
20. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
21. I'm not tense, just terribly alert.

Trying to decide between my favorites.....#3, 6, 19 or 21.


  1. Loved all the sayings and they are perfect for your art....I had lots of favorites, but the make-up one goes right along with one I've used for ever... "today was a waste of time for thinking my hair could look good, I should have just gone with the baseball cap"....I know you can relate. Damn that thin, fine hair !!!!

  2. I always liked "not the brightest bulb in the chandelier," until I saw "not the brightest crayon in the box." And I still like my friend, Marsha's line, "I heard you changed your, what did you do with the diaper?" but still my personal favorite is Groucho Marx's, "I had a great time...but this wasn't it."


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